2. Women like shoes
3. Toddlers prefer pets to people
4. Trads cannot get together to get married
5. Cell phone breaks just when you brag about how long you have had it
5. Young men do not get married
6. Young women do not get married
7. Maltese women walk like princesses-and dress like Romans-very cool
8. The TLM is not in Malta
9. The Adoration Millennium Chapel looks like a Canadian New Age Aromatherapy Clinic
10. Everyone loves LOTR/ The Hobbit around the Western World